This is it. This is how it started.It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.
I say this all the time and I had no idea where I got it from until just now.
My mother knows me so well #chocolate #Spongebob
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
- YOO HOO big summer blowout
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me